I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
The biggest, blackest cock
My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert. Someone might as well know.
THIS WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU SWEET CREATURES
The last one “mom stahp be cool”